While watching an episode of Wifeswap:
"Look, Mom! That mother is terrible! Her kids are terrible!"
"I'm watching it, Honey. Oh wow. That mom IS terrible."
"I know!!! I can't believe it! I am never gonna be a mom like that. When I grow up, I am gonna be the best Mom EVER!"
"I don't want you to grow up. But, I know you'll make a great Mommy one day."
"Yup. I am gonna be the best mom because I am gonna have a mixture of goodness and meanness just like you."
Sealed with a Kiss, Kirsten
S.W.A.K.